Cement Mixer Shot

By Steve Kilcullen Jump to Recipe

Is this shooter a delicious little tipple, or a challenge amongst cheeky friends?

The Big Boss sat behind his ginormous oak desk, puffing away on a cigar that was almost as long as his terrifying face. Impatiently tapping his toes as he waited, the large, gorilla of a man stared ahead at his closed office door, his one good eye slightly twitching above the scar that ran down his right cheek. The knob on the door wiggled, then turned. It opened slowly. In stepped three dangerous-looking men in dark, silk suits.

These were the Boss’s most trusted capos… Nicky the Knife, Tommy the Talker and Bobby Blabbermouth. There was a problem, though. Out of these three loyal soldiers, one of them talked. The gummy bear factory was a legit business front, nothing hinky there, even Johnny Law knew about it. But now the Feds were sniffing around their slot car racing operation… which means somebody squealed.

The Big Boss looked each man over as they sat down in front of his ridiculously large desk. Without saying a word, he pulled out a shot glass and placed it in the middle of his men. Then he pulled out a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream and a little glass vial labeled “lime juice”. His men began to sweat as he filled the glass halfway, then floated the lime juice on top. Nicky the Knife’s eyes widened. The Big Boss looked squarely at him… and pointed. Nicky began to throw a fit, completely melting down. The others watched, embarrassed for him.

“No, no, please! Big Boss, please, I didn’t do nothin’, I didn’t know they were Feds! They just said they were looking for some hot slots, I was trying to help them out, get more business for us, I was thinking about your tribute… Don’t make me drink the Cement Mixer, anything ANYTHING but that! PLEASE!!!!”

Nicky was on his knees, groveling. The Cement Mixer Shot was gently pushed toward him. There was no way out of it. He looked at Blabbermouth and The Talker. How were these guys so quiet?! As The Big Boss looked on, Nicky the Knife downed the mixture in one pained gulp. Almost instantly his body started to writhe, his hands shot up to his face, his fingers clawing at his mouth. Mumbled and muffled screams of discomfort and gagging were trying to escape a mouth that was now cemented shut by the disgusting mixture that was imbibed. He looked like Captain Kirk in an old episode of Star Trek, the way his body lurched around.

The Big Boss waved his hand and his other two capos jumped up, grabbed Nicky and dragged him out in the hallway as he tried to pry his mouth open. The door slammed behind them, leaving the Big Boss alone again. After a moment of silence, the large man behind the desk spoke to nobody in particular.

“He’s gonna wanna brush his teeth later.”

What is the Best Irish Cream to Use In a Cement Mixer Shot?

This is not a recipe that lends itself to experimentation with other flavors and varieties of Irish cream liqueur. The Cement Mixer is not an enjoyable experience and is meant to be more of a dare than an actual shot. Most people can’t even swallow this drink, as the combination of the lime juice and Irish cream basically curdles and jams your mouth shut. If you really want to make this shooter for you and your friends, grab a bottle of Baileys.

What glassware and garnish is used?

A shot usually requires a shot glass. This drink doesn’t have any garnish either, as it’s not really a presentational recipe.

Why does the Cement Mixer curdle?

It has to do with the combination of lime juice and Irish cream. The acidity of the lime changes the pH levels in the dairy of the liqueur, causing its texture to change and “curdle” for lack of a better description. Your Irish cream hasn’t gone bad, it’s just now lumpy, thick and glues your mouth shut.

Similar Shots To the Cement Mixer

The Cement Mixer is less of a shot and more of a dare. The fun of this gross shooter is seeing how you and your friends react as they try to drink it. You won’t get sick, and while the texture might feel like something has gone sour, it hasn’t. This shot is a challenge more than anything, and you’ll definitely have some laughs when these are brought out. But if you’re in the mood for something a little tastier and easier on the palate, but still fun, check some of these recipes out.

• Jello Shots – You can’t go wrong with this versatile and easy-to-drink shooter.
• B-52 Shot – This layered and creamy treat is served and presented on fire.
• Breakfast Shot – The perfect way to start a day off. Enjoy!
• Kamikaze Shot – This classic party favorite is a strong mix of vodka, triple sec and lime juice.